Did you just see the Batmobile???
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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