Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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