I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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