i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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