Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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