Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
a search helicopter?!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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