Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My balls are so social today.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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