Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
