Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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