If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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