i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
two words...techno handjob
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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