YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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