Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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