Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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