your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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