toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Randomize
