it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I am midnight drunk by noon
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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