Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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