dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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