So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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