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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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