Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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