nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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