And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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