I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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