Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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