what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Randomize
