So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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