He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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