Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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