actually, I'm a sock model
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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