Having a random hookup so left but love u
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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