some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
