i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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