we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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