its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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