question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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