he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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