went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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