I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He has the fingertips of a God
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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