Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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