Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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