If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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