I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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