Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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