You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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