i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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