in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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