i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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