if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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