this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
